Magnum, P.I.1980

Jonathan Quayle Higgins III:
[Magnum is "playing" the saxophone] Magnum... Magnum!... Magnum!

Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV:
Hi, Higgins!

Jonathan Quayle Higgins III:
How fiendishly deceptive of you, Magnum. I could have sworn I was hearing the emasculation of a large rodent. To my great surprise, I see the sounds are emanating from what I thought was a harmless musical instrument.

Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV:
Cute, Higgins, real cute. [plays sax again]

Jonathan Quayle Higgins III:
Why, Magnum? Why do this terrible thing?

Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV:
Higgins, I'll have you know I was very good. I was the second best sax player in my High School band.

Jonathan Quayle Higgins III:
Well, how many sax players were there?

Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV:
Anyway, I just saw this in a pawn shop window and thought I'd like to try and get my chops back.

Jonathan Quayle Higgins III:
May I suggest that your "chops" are irretrievable.

Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV:
Higgins, did you come here just to abuse me?