Maid Marian and Her Merry Men1989

Marian:
[hanging in shackles in the dungeon] Let me out! Let me out! [calms down] Well, that's it, then. I'm doomed. Someday, a handsome traveller will come passing by this place, and he'll see me, all thin and starved to death. Well. Not *too* thin, just a little weight off the hips. And he'll say: "Here lies the fair Marian. She was the people's friend. She loved little children and was always kind to animals! Well, except for that stupid little Pekinese she accidentally trod on. Her only crime, was to trust a *friend*." [gets angry] Ooooh, just *wait* until I get my hands on her! One trusty arrow and I'll pierce both her ears for her at the same time!