Major Crimes2012

Rusty Beck:
Hey, if my mom drinks, or uses again, do they kick her out of AA?

Andy Flynn:
If they kicked everybody out who fell off the wagon, trust me, those meetings would get really small. Look, kid, seeing how your mom is coming up on two months and hearing how she wants to stay in recovery, I think she said a lot of the right things.

Louie Provenza:
My philosophy in life: Stay positive.

Rusty Beck:
Okay, then, thinking positive, I, I should get a job.

Andy Flynn:
How does that relate?

Louie Provenza:
What's the matter? Jobs build character. Did I ever tell you about my first job?

Andy Flynn:
Cabin boy on the Mayflower? Oh, no, dishwasher at the Last Supper.

Louie Provenza:
Laugh it up, laugh it up. But I grew up in the '60s. Those were the days, my friends.