Major Crimes

Major Crimes2012

Major Crimes is an American television police procedural series starring Mary McDonnell. It is a continuation spin-off of The Closer, set in the same police division. It premiered on TNT August 13, 2012, following The Closer's finale. In January 201… more »



Mr. Baird:
Okay, here's what I think happened. By the end, Marcella was so sick, she'd only eat eggs and imported crab cakes, dozens of which are left over in the freezer. Now, when we ran out of fresh venison last night, I served Falcon a thawed-out crab cake. He ate half of it, okay, and then he went out through this doggie door to do his business, and he never came back.

Louie Provenza:
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Are you suggesting that whoever killed this dog also murdered Marcella Brewster?

Mr. Baird:
No, no, no. I killed the dog.

Andy Flynn:
Okay, that's it. Turn around, hands behind your back.

Mr. Baird:
What?

Andy Flynn:
Shut up, just...

Mr. Baird:
What are you doing? I called you guy. You wouldn't know anything about this except for me. Wait, wait, wait, let me explain. Yes, I killed the dog, yes. But the murderer is whoever poisoned the crab cakes. What am I under arrest for anyway?

Sharon Raydor:
So, far, impersonating a police officer, animal cruelty, and we haven't even...

Russell Taylor:
Hold on. Hold on a minute. Let's all take a giant step back. Flynn, Provenza, is it true you guys dragged this security guard off Marcella Brewster's estate, and left her dead dog behind the bushes?

Mr. Baird:
Yes.

Andy Flynn:
No. Brought the little fella back with us.

Amy Sykes:
In an actual doggie bag. We also have one half-eaten crab cake, a freezer full of frozen ones and more than a little canine vomit.

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