Major Crimes2012

Louie Provenza:
So, um, right up the street, there is a pretty good steakhouse with a fully stocked bar. I think a decent meal and a good, stiff drink would do us both some good.

Patrice Perry:
Damn it, lieutenant, I, I have never met anyone in my life who ended up bringing me so much grief, and now you're gonna ask me out to dinner?

Louie Provenza:
Unless you have a better offer. You'd be miserable here, alone... or miserable with me.

Patrice Perry:
I am gonna look for the most expensive item on the menu, and I'm ordering two of them.

Louie Provenza:
Then I'll have half of yours.