Major Crimes2012

Louie Provenza:
And the only reason that you are riding along with us is to see if you can be a team player and follow directions. And so far, Mr. Beck, you are doing a crappy job.

Rusty Beck:
Let's have it.

Louie Provenza:
Stay in the hall.

Rusty Beck:
Geez. Why is he being so rude?

Buzz Watson:
Not following orders is worse than being rude. If you want the captain to sign papers approving your participation in an SIS operation, you better do what the lieutenant says.

Rusty Beck:
Bu... but just standing here is boring.

Buzz Watson:
You expect us all to be fascinated with your life, but you never take the smallest interest in other people.

Rusty Beck:
I do so take an interest in other people. I do that all the time.

Buzz Watson:
All the time? Really?

Rusty Beck:
Yeah.

Buzz Watson:
So tell me, why did Lieutenant Provenza become a detective? What was Mike Tao going to do before he started working Homicides? The reason you can't answer those questions is because you never ask people about themselves, ever. Not even how they're doing in the morning.

Rusty Beck:
Well, I don't have to ask how you're doing, because you're, like, obviously in a really bad mood.

Buzz Watson:
No. I'm disappointed... again.