Major Crimes2012

Rusty Beck:
So I've been thinking over being a team player, and if this really is a team, then shouldn't I know more about the people playing on it?

Andy Flynn:
You asking a question about us?

Rusty Beck:
Yes. Why is that such a huge surprise? It's not like I'm an egomaniac. I am interested in other people.

Louie Provenza:
Okay. All right. What are you interested in?

Rusty Beck:
Well, you know, like, why did you become a police officer?

Louie Provenza:
'Cause I'm scared of fire. I'd rather be shot at than stand on the roof of a burning building surrounded by flames. Plus, I enjoy telling people what to do. It's fulfilling.

Rusty Beck:
And uh, what about you, Lieutenant Flynn?

Louie Provenza:
Oh, God. The short version, please.

Andy Flynn:
When I was a kid, my older brother and I, we "borrowed" a motorcycle that belonged to my cousin and took it for a joyride. And this cop, Officer Nichols, he caught us and brought us downtown, showed us the jail, and said, "This is where you're headed." Now my brother, he didn't think too much of Officer Nichols, but me, I decided, better putting people in jail than going there myself. Right?

Rusty Beck:
So, you were almost a criminal.

Louie Provenza:
Ah, here we are.