Major Dad1989

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
Major, could I interest you in a bottle of perfume for the misses? [bringing i a bag of packages of perfume]

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
Part time job, Gunny?

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
Oh, no, sir - I'm giving it away. You see, the problem, sir, is men.

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
Ah huh.

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
They contiually shower me with gifts.

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
They do?

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
Continually.

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
Oh.

Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker:
I mean - the flowers and candy are fine, but how much perfume can one Marine use? Stuff just sits around taking up valuable shelf space. There's hardly room left for my gun collection.