Major Dad1989

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
You know it's not... it's not just football and peach picking, it's... you know, your mom and I both had very full lives before we ever met each other; now that we're married, it's getting all those pieces to fit, you know? You lose the most important piece.

Elizabeth Cooper McGillis:
You mean sex.

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
[surprised] I didn't say that.

Elizabeth Cooper McGillis:
Becky did. [refering to her friend]

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
Oh really. Well, you can tell Becky there's a lot more to it than that.

Elizabeth Cooper McGillis:
Oh?

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
Yeah! Well, there's... I mean, just looking into each other's eyes and remembering what it was that brought you together in the first place. Just where do you find the time for that?

Elizabeth Cooper McGillis:
What about now?

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
Zero five thirty - that's my jogging time.

Elizabeth Cooper McGillis:
So?

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
Well, I have been jogging every day for the passed ten years without fail.

Elizabeth Cooper McGillis:
Can I make a suggestion?

Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis:
Sure.

Elizabeth Cooper McGillis:
Fail. [continues eating her cereal]