Road to Wellville

Road to Wellville1994

Genre: Comedy, Drama
This wrong-headed adaptation of the very funny (and scatological) novel by T. Coraghessan Boyle was written and directed by Alan Parker, who doesn't seem to have much of a clue. It's not a botch, just a movie that hammers its efforts at humor too ha… more »



Waiter:
What would you like for dinner?

William Lightbody:
Toast.

Waiter:
And how would you like that, sir?

William Lightbody:
Toasted.

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