Malcolm in the Middle2000

Gretchen Mannkusser:
Otto and I are celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary.

Francis:
You're kidding. That's great.

Otto:
[to Gretchen, passionately] Oh, I wish I could chop you up in a million pieces so that I could share you with the rest of the world.

Gretchen Mannkusser:
Oh, you are so romantic, my big Bavarian monkey-face! [they kiss, and she leaves]

Otto:
Francis, I am in so much trouble.

Francis:
What's wrong?

Otto:
I just found out what Gretchen is getting me for our anniversary. She knows how much I love cuckoo clocks, so she called the factory in Innsbruck and somehow convinced them to hand-craft a cuckoo clock with a little Otto and a little Gretchen that come out and kiss every hour!

Francis:
Wow. What'd you get her?

Otto:
Some Dust-Buster filters and a bracelet I saw on QVC.