Malcolm in the Middle2000

[Hal is trying to educate two-year-old Reese]

Hal:
[singing to the tune of 1812 overture] Art / Mona Lisa was by Da Vinci / Science / The Radio was made by Marconi / Math / 9 is the product of 3 times 3 / Natural Science / Darwin once said we all come from monkeys / But *not* literally.

Lois:
[nine months pregnant with Malcolm] Someone's benefiting from that, and it's not Reese.

[close-up of Lois' enlarged chest]

Lois:
He's two years old and still calls you "phone".

[Hal leaves]

Young Reese:
Phone go bye-bye.