Malcolm in the Middle2000

Reese:
So, "Dad", you gonna ground me?

Ed:
Geez, your counselor was furious.

Reese:
All right, now that that's done, why don't we just go home? I could jump in your Jacuzzi, and you could throw something on the barbecue for me.

Ed:
I have a better idea. Why don't we just go home? I could jump in *my*Jacuzzi, and *you* could throw something on the barbecue for *me*.

Reese:
What are you talking about?

Ed:
Well, let's just say, that with the information your counselor gave me, I could call your mom, and you won't see daylight for years.

Reese:
Oh, yeah? Well, I'll tell your secret to your wife.

Ed:
Well, I guess the question is, am I more scared of my wife... or are you more scared of your mother?