Malcolm in the Middle2000

Dewey:
You missed it. It was so awesome.

Malcolm:
What?

Dewey:
Reese just came up with the most fun thing to do. Riding your bike through the graveyard - with your eyes closed. He smashed into this one gravestone, flew through the air, hit another gravestone and landed in an open grave!

Reese:
Lying in that hole was surprisingly peaceful. I no longer fear death.

Malcolm:
I've been sitting here bored out of my mind for four hours. Why didn't you invite me?

Dewey:
Didn't we?

Malcolm:
No, you didn't. You walked right by me. I thought you were going out to the garage.

Reese:
Huh! Oh, well.

Malcolm:
It's not a big deal. It's just that my feelings are kinda...

Malcolm:
[he turns to the camera, addressing us viewers] Oh, crap!

Reese:
Your what are kind of what?

Malcolm:
Nothing. Forget it!

Reese:
[sensing a rare opportunity to humiliate his brother] I think somebody has feelings, Dewey.

Malcolm:
I do not.

Reese:
We gotta make this right.

Dewey:
[deftly following Reese's lead] Group hug?

Reese:
Awwww, listen to those feelings.

Reese:
[Dewey and Reese approach Malcolm with their arms outstretched] Come here, you!

Malcolm:
Get away from me!

Malcolm:
[again speaking to the camera and us, the audience] In our house, *that's* the "F" word.