Malcolm in the Middle2000

Lionel Herkabe, Hal:
[notices Hal mopping] What are you doing?

Hal:
Mopping. In about five minutes, I will have my two hours and that should be enough to discharge my obligation from the volunteer program.

Lionel Herkabe:
Oh, no, it does not, because you've been expelled.

Hal:
All I know is I've been mopping! And this floor looks pretty darn clean to me!

Lionel Herkabe:
But that was UNAUTHORIZED mopping!

Hal:
It is spotless! And maybe we should just see whether the principal thinks it's a job well done.

Lionel Herkabe:
[walks over to a plant and throws a handful of dirt on the ground] It's not even clean.