Malcolm in the Middle

Malcolm in the Middle2000

Malcolm in the Middle is an American television sitcom created by Linwood Boomer for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series was first broadcast on January 9, 2000, and ended its six-year run on May 14, 2006, after seven seasons and 151 episodes. T… more »



Reese:
You can bite my American ass, Jiao Lee.

Dewey:
What's that?

Reese:
The school made us adopt pen-pals from different countries. I got stuck with this loser from China.

Dewey:
What's wrong with China?

Reese:
It's not what you think, Dewey. He won't send you illegal fireworks, or get your nunchucks autographed by the Emperor. The guy's a total jerk. It started off with a simple request to apologize for Pearl Harbor. The guy wouldn't do it. He's so arrogant! When I draw squiggles it's nonsense. When he does it, it's a language! I was so pissed! Then I thought, Be the better man, and reason with the guy.

Dewey:
[reading Reese's letter aloud] 'Do you want me to kick your butt? Check Yes or No'

Reese:
[astonished] And there's his response! He couldn't even follow simple instructions!

Dewey:
[continues reading Reese's letter] 'You need help, Reese'

Reese:
He thinks a whole planet between us is going to protect him? He thinks he's so smart? We'll see who's smart when I mail myself to China and kick his upside-down ass... I can't wait to see his face when he opens up his mail and I pop out.

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