Malcolm in the Middle

Malcolm in the Middle2000

Malcolm in the Middle is an American television sitcom created by Linwood Boomer for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series was first broadcast on January 9, 2000, and ended its six-year run on May 14, 2006, after seven seasons and 151 episodes. T… more »



Reese:
Come back, please, I'll find us a ride.

Alison:
Those concert tickets cost me forty dollars each. That's two times forty. Divide that in two, and it's forty dollars a ticket.

Reese:
Well, it's not my fault I can't drive us.

Alison:
You're the one who had his license taken away.

Reese:
Because my public defender wouldn't even try the insanity defense.

Alison:
Well, you better think of something, because if we can't get there, then we're not going!

Reese:
[to Malcolm and Stevie, who witnessed the argument] Don't ever date anyone smarter than you.

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