Malcolm in the Middle2000

Lois:
Look at those Parker boys across the street. They may be healthy, but, honest to God, those are the ugliest little boys ever born. They look like boiled beets, don't you think? And those Henderson kids that electrocuted their dog when they were trying to get free cable. How smart can they be? And your friend Richard.

Malcolm:
He's not ugly or dumb.

Lois:
Yes, but he's very effeminate. Just remember: any kid who makes fun of you is a creepy little loser who'll end up working it a car wash.

Malcolm:
[he looks at the camera, i.e., the audience] This shouldn't make me feel better, but it does.