Malcolm in the Middle2000

Lois:
[coaching Malcolm on the Lucky Aide softball team] OK, remember. It's hips, then shoulders. It's just like that little dance you used to do in your underpants.

Stephanie:
[later, the daughter of one of the softball players teases Malcolm] So, can I see the underwear dance?

Malcolm:
Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you... Would you?

Stephanie:
Slow down, we haven't even kissed yet.

Lois:
[Lois wants Malcolm on the practice field] Malcolm, let's go. We've got to get to your zit doctor before five o'clock.

Malcolm:
[mortified] Mom!

Lois:
What? Awhh, your friend doesn't care about that. Look at her face. She probably goes to the same doctor.