Mapp & Lucia1985

Rev. Kenneth Bartlett:
Didn't you see anything, Keith?

Keith Godstone:
Aye.

'Quaint' Irene Coles:
What exactly?

Keith Godstone:
Well at first, I thought I saw a kitchen table, arse over tittle - beggin' your pardon, ladies - upside down, with two females a-clingin' to it. With an arm round a leg apiece, and the other round each other.

Major Benjamin Flint:
Yes, yes, go on!

Keith Godstone:
Well, I knew it couldn't be that!

'Quaint' Irene Coles:
Heavens above!

Rev. Kenneth Bartlett:
What did you think it was?

Keith Godstone:
Sea serpents.

Godiva Plaistow:
Sea serpents?

Keith Godstone:
Aye, sea serpents a-frolickin'. Mind you, it did look mighty like a kitchen table.

'Quaint' Irene Coles:
Shades of Polonius!