Marblehead Manor1987

[Despite the efforts of Rick, Albert and Dwayne, the baby keeps crying]

Rick:
Albert, I think I've found the problem.

Albert Dudley:
You have? Then would you care to share it with us, hmmm?

Rick:
His pants are all ishy.

Albert Dudley:
Ishy? Ishy? And what, pray, is the definition of... oh. [all three awkwardly withdraw their hands]

Dwayne Stockton:
Well, I'm not gonna change him!

Rick:
[puts on his gardening gloves] I'll do it.

Albert Dudley:
No, no, no, I'll do it! [speaks to the baby in a soothing manner]

Albert Dudley:
Now, now, it's all right, Uncle Albert's here... there we go. [removes the baby's diaper, and the baby pees on him]

Dwayne Stockton:
Aww, it's a boy!