Married with Children1987

[Al is at an employment office talking with the super-obese social worker ironically named Ms. Blaub]

Al Bundy:
And now Miss... Blaub.

Ms. Blaub:
"Ms." Blaub.

Al Bundy:
Sorry, your name was obscured by some errand flesh. What I'm trying to say here is that I'm not going to take anything. Unlike you at a buffet I can't just grab everything that I see from this book of job offers. You know me pretty well, so do you have anything to recommend?

Ms. Blaub:
Some mentose and speed stick? Assuming that you know what those are.

Al Bundy:
If course I do know what they are. Mentose are breath mints and speed stick is deodorant that goes under your arms... that is if you can ever get them horizontal.