Married with Children1987

Ms. Blaub:
Did you go to high school at all?

Al Bundy:
I did. Polk High, class of 1966. And despite the fact that I find you fat and repulsive, I would like to tell you my glory days how I scored four touchdowns in one football game and won the very last city championship trophy that Polk High had.

Ms. Blaub:
[sarcastic] Oh, what a glory it is for a former all-star who played high school football to be in a Chicago employment office.

Al Bundy:
Look Blob...

Ms. Blaub:
Blaub!

Al Bundy:
I know your name. I was only using a descriptive term. I'm putting myself into your fat, sweaty, bloated hands. I'm not just looking for a job. I'm looking for a career. A high paying career such as a doctor or lawyer or... what do you call one of those doctors who play and fondle hooters all day?

Ms. Blaub:
That would be an anesthesiologist.