Married with Children1987

Al Bundy:
Peg, some good news happened to me today. I'll just get right to the point. I want to buy a shoe store. It's a gold mine. No, I do not want your opinion. Give me my money.

Peggy Bundy:
Al, what kind of selfish wife like me would give their own husband his money? It just isn't done. I haven't finished spending it all yet.

Al Bundy:
Peg, don't you see that I'm really exited about something here? I want to use what's left of my retirement money to buy this shoe store by tomorrow and that way we can I can make four or five times more money then I am making right now. If you have any love or sympathy for me, you'll give me my money.

Peggy Bundy:
Nope.

Al Bundy:
You're doing this just to spite me and see me squirm!

Peggy Bundy:
[smirks] I know.

Al Bundy:
Look Peg, I'm not the one to beg, but if you really mean something to me, you'll give me my money.

[after a short pause]

Al Bundy:
Peg, I'm begging you... give me my money!