Married with Children1987
Bud Bundy:
I don't care what anybody says. This has got to be the worst job in the world!
Bret Saberhagen:
[enters with a take-out pizza] No, I've got the worst job in the world.
Bud Bundy:
Hey, Kelly, look who it is. It's Bret Saberhagen.
Kelly Bundy:
Then why does his nametag say Bobby Bonilla?
Bret Saberhagen:
He called in sick.
[Danny Tartabull of the Oakland Astros enters dressed in a security uniform]
Danny Tartabull:
Hey, Saberhagen, is that you pizza truck parked in the red zone?
Bret Saberhagen:
Come on, Tartabull, if I don't deliver this pizza in 30 minutes, they take it out of my check.
Danny Tartabull:
At least you get a check. I get paid in mall dollars.
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