Married with Children1987

Uncle Otto:
Al, I want to let you in on a little family secret.

Al Bundy:
What? You're the fourth triplet?

Uncle Otto:
No. It's about our business. I know that everyone thinks that our income is divered primarily from our still.

Uncle Irwin:
And the home yogurt business.

Uncle Otto:
Quiet, Mister Pork-at-the-bottom!

Uncle Irwin:
It'll catch on.

Uncle Otto:
Please! Anyway Al, the triplets add greatly to our income.

Al Bundy:
Otto, wait a minute. Kelly, go upstairs! You don't want to hear about this!

Uncle Otto:
Not THAT profession! They sing. The triplets sing at carnivals, beer fests, concerts, ho-downs... just last year they worked wonders and made a neat 88.50.

Uncle Irwin:
Don't tell the IRS.

Uncle Otto:
But something's happened recently that's threatened their act.

Al Bundy:
What, they finally faced the audience?