Married with Children1987

Kelly Bundy:
Mom, you think Dad will get Grandma and Grandpa back together?

Peggy Bundy:
I hope so. They used to be so happy together. Look at this photo album of theirs. Here's a picture of Grandpa on a seesaw. Now, here's one of Grandma getting on the seesaw. Oh, and here's a picture of Grandpa flying over the distant power lines.

Kelly Bundy:
Oh look, their wedding photos.

Peggy Bundy:
There's Grandma taking the first bite of the wedding cake, which also happened to be the last bite of the wedding cake.

Kelly Bundy:
Mom, do you thing that will ever happen to me?

Peggy Bundy:
What? Getting married?

Kelly Bundy:
No. Gaining 700 pounds.