Married with Children1987

Suzie:
I'm sorry to bother you but I broke a heel in my shoe and I heard you were in the shoe business. Can you fix this?

Al Bundy:
Of course I can. I fix these all the time. My wife... oh I mean my former wife wears shoes just like this.

Suzie:
Are you divorced?

Al Bundy:
I can be.

Suzie:
What's she like?

Al Bundy:
Oh, I'd rather not say. You know, she wouldn't want me talking about her in front of another woman. You know. She's the firey type, wiggles when she walks, can't get enought of me in bed. Am I talking about her again?

[there is a knock on Al's front door]

Suzie:
That's okay. I still talk about my ex-boyfriend. Would you like to know what he's like.

[Al opens the door and looks up at an unseen person]

Al Bundy:
Well... let me guess. Big, mean, built like an ape.

[a large muscular arm from ABOVE punches Al in the face who stumbles to his waterbed and falls unconscious, puncturing it]

Suzie:
[walks out] Thanks for fixing my shoe.