Married with Children1987

[a delirious Steve moans in pain from poison oak exposure and animal bites]

Victor:
What's wrong with Mr. Rhoades?

Al Bundy:
He's dying, Victor.

Steve Rhoades:
[sing-song] Thus dies the house of Agamemnon.

[pirate accent]

Steve Rhoades:
Tie him to the yardarm, Mr. Christian!

[British accent]

Steve Rhoades:
Oh, look father, I sat in somthing icky!

Bud Bundy:
Should I get a club, Dad?

Al Bundy:
Nah, at least watching him gives us something to do.

[gagging sound]

Bud Bundy:
Oh, cool, he's foaming again!