Married with Children1987

Peggy:
Why are you so afraid of a little mouse, anyway?

Peggy:
Well, it all started when I was five. You see, I found this little stray Chihuahua puppy in the yard. I snuck it past my mother, and I kept it in my room. I slept with it and snuggled it and kissed it and then one day it got sick.

Al:
Hmm, and still you go on kissing others.

Peggy:
Anyway, I took it to my kindergarten teacher and I said, "What's wrong with my dog?" She said, "That's not a dog, dear. It's a mouse." And then she threw up... and then all the kids threw up. And then, they made up this little song about me: "Mouse in your face, worms in your hair. Where's the little mouse girl? There, there, there." [Al, Bud and Kelly laugh heartily] Well, that's sweet. Thank you very much.

Al:
Well, kids, I think we learned something today. Don't touch your mother, she's got cooties.