Married with Children1987

Peggy:
Is he down there? Did you get him? What happened, Al?

Al:
He doodied on the trap... and in my bowling shoes.

Peggy:
Oh, my god. He was in your shoes and he lives? This is no ordinary mouse.

Kelly Bundy:
Can we call the exterminator now?

Al:
No, no, it's personal now. Not only will I kill this mouse, I'll torture it. I'll smack him around. I'll throw it against the wall. And if there's one spark of life left in its twitching little body, I'll strap it to a chair, tape its eyelids open and make it watch thirtysomething. No one doodies in Al Bundy's shoes and lives!