Married with Children1987

Al:
Marcy, I need your advice. How can a young, attractive, not-so-bright woman like my daughter Kelly earn $1,000 in three nights?

Marcy:
Well, lets see. Either as an opening act for M.C. Hammer, or by spanking elderly gentlemen in a tight black leather dress.

Al:
Hey now, my daughter may be a lot of things, but she would never resort to professions like that.

[Kelly enters wearing a tight black leather dress]

Kelly:
Daddy, I'm going out now and I'll be home by dawn.

Al:
Sure, have a good time pumpkin.

[Kelly exits]

Al:
Now, as I was saying, if my daughter was doing something illegal or immoral, I would know about it.

[the phone rings]

Al:
Hello? No, Kelly's out. Sure, I'll take a message. What's that? You have the money... and you can't wait to see if she's good as the guys say she is? Huh? Uh-ah... and you'll meet here where? Uh-ah... well maybe I'll see you there.