Married with Children1987

Gary:
You know, I could get a trained chimp to do your job, but it'd be a waste of a perfectly good trained chimp.

Al:
Yeah, but it's such a nice vacation for him to get out of your bedroom.

Griff:
[sucking up] By the way, I think that is one lucky chimp.

Gary:
This year, we're going to have a sales contest. First place gets the raise. Second place gets a swift kick in the ass!

Al:
Why don't you give is a real incentive? Let the winner kick you in the ass!

Gary:
Instead of kicking my butt, you should be kissing it.

Al:
Hey! What do you think I look like, your monkey?