Married with Children1987

Lucifer:
Now here comes my favorite part, your itenuary of eternal torments. For the next millenium, you'll be exclusively dining on the most hideous food ever known to man.

[lifts the top to reveal weenie tots]

Lucifer:
Weenie Tots.

Al:
Oooh, I love those.

Lucifer:
Really? Well what you don't know that a steady diet of weenie tots would cause you to spend an eternity in the bathroom.

Al:
[shrugs] Why do you think I love them?

Lucifer:
[lowers lid and orders the cook leaves] All right, Mr. Bundy. Since you find Hell such a picnic. How about this? For the rest of eternity, you'll never see your family again!

Al:
[kneels and breaks down] This is HEAVEN!