Married with Children1987

Al Bundy:
Hey Number 56, you don't look like Morty Fishbine.

Lawrence Taylor:
Well, I am you schmuck!

Al Bundy:
Who would think little Morty Fishbine would grow up to look like Lawrence Taylor?

Speedy:
And if that's something, Eddie Yim grew up to look like Bubba Smith.

Bubba Smith:
Shut up! Don't call me that!

Al Bundy:
Same old Eddie, except now he appears to be a giant black man now.

Jefferson D'Arcy:
Al, I'd swear that's Rod Martin, Hacksaw Reynolds, and Kenny Stabler over there!

Al Bundy:
Jefferson, there is nobody over there but pink punks. And what do Polk High Panthers do to pink punks?

Al's Teammates:
Pulverise the powder puffs!

Al Bundy:
Let's rock.