Married with Children1987

[Al is building a new bathroom]

Steve Rhoades:
Al, I don't see any spot marked off for a sink.

Al:
Hey, this is a man's bathroom. You know, when you share a bathroom with a woman, or in my case Peggy, you got nylons hanging on the curtain rod, you got Nair where the toothpaste should be, a bottle of vinegar lying around. I mean, what do they do in there, make a salad? In my bathroom there's only gonna be men's things: Rolaids, Milk of Magnesia, Tums, a spot for my razor.

Steve Rhoades:
Why have a razor if you don't have a sink?

Al:
Oh, it's not for shaving, Steve. It's for peace of mind.