Married with Children

Married with Children1987

11 year comedy about a man who sells shoes for a living, with his bon-bon Oprah watching wife, his ever horny son and dim-witted daughter along with the pesky neighbor and her two husbands. more »



Al Bundy:
Tiffany dear, come meet our neighbor, uh he lost a tree, but gained a view. Tiffany... Steve, Steve... uh, view.

Tiffany:
Nice to meet you.

Steve Rhoades:
Gobladoo me.

Al Bundy:
Anyhow, let me give you a price list. Now on Thursdays, she does aerobics, thats $10. On Friday, she sunbathes and she does some jogging, that's our combo plat, that's 15 bucks. But, being you live right next door, you might want to go for the weekly rate. That's $40, but with that you get popcorn and a free lottery ticket.

Steve Rhoades:
I can't believe you Al, this is truly low.

Al Bundy:
So are you in?

Steve Rhoades:
Maybe.

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