Married with Children1987

Maria:
You know what? You're no better then your skirt-chasing father.

Tom:
Hey, it was your mother who walked into a married man's house in that little maid's outfit and stole my father away from my own mother.

Maria:
She was the maid, you idiot.

Tom:
Still, I'm not like my father. I know the first name of almost every woman I've slept with. And with any luck, I'm about to learn a new one.