Married with Children1987

[staying in a castle]

Al Bundy:
Can you feel the history in the room, Peg?

Peggy Bundy:
I know. You know, Igor told me that Bud's room is supposed to be haunted. I didn't tell him, though. You know how jumpy he gets.

Al Bundy:
Well, good. Because what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

[Cut to Bud's room, where ghostly mists swirl around Bud's bed, and ghastly screams echo. Bud, cowering under the covers, peeks up to see the ghosts of his ancestors]

Hanged Bundy Ancestor:
Good evening, Bud. We are the ghosts of your ancestors.

Impaled Bundy Ancestor:
Beware!

Headless Bundy Ancestor:
You will die in the morning!

Disemboweled Bundy Ancestor:
Run!

[Bud looks over to the fire, where two more ghosts pop out]

Disemboweled Bundy Ancestor:
Run while you still can!

5th Bundy Ancestor:
Wanna buy some shoes?