Married with Children1987

Kelly Bundy:
Where's Daddy?

Peggy Bundy:
Oh, he's been down at city hall at the city council meeting all afternoon. He's really steamed about them paving over his old football field.

Kelly Bundy:
I hope he doesn't make a testicle out of himself.

Peggy Bundy:
You mean spectacle, honey.

Kelly Bundy:
No. I really mean testicle.

Peggy Bundy:
Well, let's see what's on the news.

[Peggy switches on the remote control for the TV set]

TV Announcer:
And on the lighter more pitiful side of the news, self-proclaimed football legend Al Bundy is leading a protest against the Trans-Mexican auto plant by handcuffing himself to a goal post on his old high school playing field. He has vowed to stay chained at this post until the project is moved to another location, or quote: prove to me that Marcy 'the Chicken' D'Arcy has lips.

Peggy Bundy:
What a testicle!