Married with Children

Married with Children1987

11 year comedy about a man who sells shoes for a living, with his bon-bon Oprah watching wife, his ever horny son and dim-witted daughter along with the pesky neighbor and her two husbands. more »



Officer Dan:
Somebody call the police? We got a call about a shooting.

Al:
I did, but I lied. See, I need someone to guard the Dodge, and a cop is cheaper than a Doberman.

Officer Dan:
[to criminal, unlocking his cuffs] Excuse me, I may need both hands to pound this guy to hash. But if you ever take a shot at my partner again, you're going in.

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