Married with Children1987

Al:
But you don't understand, I've got a terrible feeling something's going to happen to my Dodge!

Officer Dan:
Al, we've known each other, what? Seven, eight years? I've arrested you, what? Eleven or twelve times? You're a load in my pants, you know that, Al? No one wants your crummy car. No one even believes this house is occupied! Now, either go to bed, or let me blow you away so I can go to bed!

[He reaches into his holster, and pulls out a donut]

Officer Dan:
On second thought, I gotta go. I might have left something at the donut shop.