Married with Children1987

Al:
Well, your laziness, your sloping forehead, your... ability to catch flies with your tongue.

Bud:
This is what you call a pat on the back?

Al:
No, no, no, Son, see, you got mad like anybody would, but you got mad and EVEN. That's what makes you part of the grand Bundy Tradition. I'll never forget my old man, sweet guy. Sold my Schwin for the price of a drink. I was so mad at him, before he knew it, I enlisted him into the Army. But the time he came back from Korea, boy, he was so ticked off, good thing he was in a wheelchair.