Married with Children1987

Al:
Hey, Ephrum, hang on a second. You know, you're a braver man than I am. If my wife left me I'd be dancing on the deck of the Good Ship Hooter-Pop. With a smile on my face, and my face on a smile. Ah, the times that I'd have. But you know, in a strange way I have to respect your loyalty. It's not every man who would stand by a woman who's large enough to have her own fire escape. No, Ephrum, I've gotta hand it to you. You're...

[He notices Ephraim isn't there]

Al:
Gone. Ephrum, get back here, you son of an onion.