Married with Children1987

Peggy:
If you men only knew what we do to keep a marriage alive. Watching Oprah all day so that we have something interesting to talk to you about. Dressing like this

[gestures at herself]

Peggy:
to keep you excited. Taking beauty naps to reverse the aging process. And spending all your money so you feel like a good provider. That is how I sacrifice for you, Al Bundy. It is a thankless, exhausting job but I do it. And the only thing I ask in return is that you bring Dad back here. And you fail. You know what this means.

[She grabs him by the arm and leads him upstairs]

Al:
[panicked] Oh no Peg, Peg no sex now, Peg. Please, I just need a little more time. I'll find him.

Peggy:
I want you to help me give Mom a sits-bath.

[Al's eyes widen in horror]

Al:
Can't we have sex instead?