Married with Children1987

[Al is squeezing shoes on Enid, a fat customer]

Enid:
See? I told you I was a size four.

Al:
No, ma'am. "Fore." is what you should yell when the shoe comes off your foot. Are we done here?

Enid:
I'm not sure I like this shade of blue.

Al:
Well, how's this? What say you stand with these shoes in front of the mirror over there and I'll come up behind you and begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell, "Moo," and I'll stop.

Enid:
That's it. I'm taking my business elsewhere.

Al:
May I suggest Jenny Craig?