Married with Children1987

Al:
That driveway out there. As you can see, it's built nowhere up to it's code. I made it out of ground up women's shoes. So, how much is the fine?

Gary Coleman:
Well since you turned yourself in, I'll let it go at $100.

Al:
I see, and what if I said I made it that way just to make you look like an idiot?

Gary Coleman:
Then that would be $1,500.

Bud:
And what if we called you a moron to boot?

Gary Coleman:
$2,000.

Kelly:
Are you sure you're not Gary Coleman from Diff'rent Strokes?

Gary Coleman:
No, I am not.

Kelly:
Good. I hated that show.

Gary Coleman:
$5,000.