Married with Children1987

Peggy:
Al, don't tell me you're calling the...

Al:
[on the phone] Police?

Peggy:
Well at least don't tell them that you're...

Al:
Al Bundy here. I'd like to report a missing apple. No, not some stupid computer, I'm talking about a fruit. I know it's not a donut, but it's important to me.

[to Peg]

Al:
They're transferring me to the Chief of Stolen Produce. Hello, who is this? Lt. Granny Smith? You sound like that Officer Jalopy I talked to when I called to report the Dodge missing... Okay, that's it. I'm calling the mayor. Er, who is the mayor?

[writes down name]

Al:
"McCheese". Okay you're in trouble now, Buddy, I voted for him.

[hangs up]

Al:
And they say you can't fight city hall.