Married with Children1987

Kelly:
At the beginning of the last meeting I suggested we have no more meetings. It was seconded by Bud, my brother, and Dad, my daddy. We stared dully at Mom and then were forced into a chorus of "We Love The Baby." Then Mom left to pee, and Dad suggested that we play a lethal round of "How Fat Is She?"

[Al lifts his head, worried, and Peg glares at him]

Kelly:
Dad guessed 415lbs. We all laughed, and Dad said "Don't write this down, Pumpkin." That concludes my report.