Married with Children1987

Angel:
What's it gonna take to convince you that I'm your guardian angel?

Al:
Fly around and play a harp.

Angel:
I'm an angel, not Tommy Tune. How about this. Make a wish. Anything, off the top of your head.

Al:
Make my Christmas lights work.

[the angel shaps his fingers and all of the Christmas porch lights come on]

Al:
Wow, it's amazing. I believe you. You are an angel. Hey, I want another wish. Aren't you supposed to get three?

Angel:
Hey, don't be a wish pig, Bundy. You want three wishes, get a gennie. Besides, anything that I can't get a receipt for comes out of my own pocket.

Al:
Oh come on. Just one more wish. Turn the lights back off and give me the Hee Haw Girls!

Angel:
I've been sitting around waiting for them to die myself!